Keeping it real

Frances: Mummy, do you know what I want for my birthday?

Me: What do you want for your birthday?

Her: Cold. Hard. Cash.


Looking ahead…

Frances: Guess what Iā€™m going to do when I grow up.

Me: What?

Her: Stay at home!

Me: What?!

Her: Iā€™m going to stay at home and make my husband do everything.

Me: *Oh…she’s been paying attention.*šŸ˜³