This past weekend at Grandma’s birthday party, Grandma and her sons were trying to find a vase for the flowers we’d bought her.
Frances, focussing on her iPad, muttered, “God, don’t these people have a sense of depth?”
I leaned over and said, “What do you mean?”
“I mean, can they not look at the flowers and look at a vase and predict with some accuracy that the flowers will fit or will not fit the vase?”
😂 Sometimes, I wonder how it is that I don’t choke because she says the funniest things when I happen to be eating.
Let me be clear: Frances is not being mean; she’s being honest — at a time when most people wouldn’t be — without a stitch of malice.
Hands down, it was the best comment of the evening — and, even though she definitely has to learn not to express these thoughts, her cleverness made me proud.
Yes, I do have to teach her that saying these things aloud isn’t okay, but convincing her lately has become so very difficult.
I have to do it for each instance, too, because she usually wouldn’t generalise.
“We have to keep that as an ‘inside thought’,” I usually say.
“Why? Why can’t I say this?”
“Because it hurts people’s feelings.”
“That’s silly. It’s just an observation…”
And so it goes. Lots of conversation about why we’re having the conversation. So, dear readers, this area of things doesn’t necessarily get easier, but it does become funnier! (At least in our case.)